Mehmoir
An ordinary day is interesting if you pay close enough attention
Random Posts
Wait until he figures out what one-third of that crappy settlement is…
I tried to convince her that if you don’t read it, you aren’t bound by it
I’m not saying intoxication is ever an excuse … but I was really REALLY intoxicated
Like going to a concert and the band hands you an aux cable
Every time I restrict one terrible idea, he finds a different terrible idea