Meh Life Meh Journal, Mehmoir February 28, 2026

Vitals: BP, O2, Pulse, and Point Spread

My legs thought we were done. The course disagreed.

Eagle board of review

Once I master knots, I’ll move on to buttons

scoutmaster tripped over a rock

Consistent with the Outdoor Code’s mandate that we “leave no trace,” I immediately wiped my blood off the rock

burned cheese first aid cooking quesadilla

I will humbly suggest they combine the cooking and first aid merit badges

temu Aztec death whistle

The directions were not clear if my nemeses actually have to hear it for it work

I found a bullwhip in the trash

Fascinating that the bearded dragon hiding in the garage was the SECOND most interesting thing we found

apple watch congratulated me a good night sleep

Getting credit for sleep is clearly the easiest health win

bought a Costco birthday cake for no particular reason

we should have hired the balloon animals guy to go with it

a billboard attorney bought us lunch

If I had known I would have also gotten the potato wedges.

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