Meh Life Meh Journal, Mehmoir March 7, 2026

We went from closing the door to keep the flies out, to closing the door so we can trap them inside

Vitals: BP, O2, Pulse, and Point Spread

My legs thought we were done. The course disagreed.

Eagle board of review

Once I master knots, I’ll move on to buttons

scoutmaster tripped over a rock

Remembering the Outdoor Code’s rule to “leave no trace,” I wiped my blood off the rock.

burned cheese first aid cooking quesadilla

I will humbly suggest they combine the cooking and first aid merit badges

temu Aztec death whistle

The directions were not clear if my nemeses actually have to hear it for it work

I mean it’s no McDonalds collectible cup

I found a bullwhip in the trash

Fascinating that the bearded dragon hiding in the garage was the SECOND most interesting thing we found

apple watch congratulated me a good night sleep

Getting credit for sleep is clearly the easiest health win

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