Mehmoir
An ordinary day is interesting if you pay close enough attention
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Although she was probably relieved that I was not in the middle of a “no wash” winning streak
Dear Lord please don’t let there be CAPTCHA
The last time I paid that much for mushrooms, the band was playing ’Casey Jones’ AMIRIGHT!?
The phone wasn’t running slow — it was just overwhelmed with wisdom
I left it ambiguous as to whether I served, or went to the army surplus store in high school