Mehmoir
An ordinary day is interesting if you pay close enough attention
Random Posts
You haven’t fully lived until you’ve had the snot in your nose freeze
How many lawyers does it take to screw in (up?) a lightbulb …
At least they didn’t have charger plates for me to screw up
I’m not saying intoxication is ever an excuse … but I was really REALLY intoxicated
Fortunately the spoon wasn’t plugged in, so no one else heard