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Comments Off on Next recital I will request to play “Johnny One-Note”
Comments Off on Ironically, it was an Australian bottle with a twist cap.
Comments Off on I thought the cookies had a slight lead aftertaste
Comments Off on The fact that it was more festive was just an added benefit.
Comments Off on I don’t believe in stereotypes. I prefer to hate people on a more personal basis
Comments Off on I don’t think I’m cheating (on my diet) if the food is Australian
Comments Off on I was hoping there’d be Cool Ranch Doritos instead of cake for dessert.
Comments Off on Russ, when they close down the road they put up big signs…like this one!
Comments Off on You’d think by now my iPhone would know me better than to assume I’d walk somewhere
Comments Off on Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of clutch in the morning