I know a guy who’ll eat Fritos until his lips go numb from the salt Comments Off on I know a guy who’ll eat Fritos until his lips go numb from the salt
I might need those one day / I’ll put them in the maybe pile Comments Off on I might need those one day / I’ll put them in the maybe pile
The label had “nutrition information” so it must have had SOME… right? Comments Off on The label had “nutrition information” so it must have had SOME… right?
I was the third coolest person on the block (fourth if you include the dog) Comments Off on I was the third coolest person on the block (fourth if you include the dog)
Although with Costco’s low, low prices how could he afford NOT to buy it Comments Off on Although with Costco’s low, low prices how could he afford NOT to buy it
Costco creates a need, then immediately fills it with a king-size solution Comments Off on Costco creates a need, then immediately fills it with a king-size solution
I was expecting Joey Greco to blare from the PA Comments Off on I was expecting Joey Greco to blare from the PA
I’m just glad it wasn’t another process server yelling my name from across the street Comments Off on I’m just glad it wasn’t another process server yelling my name from across the street