Mehmoir
An ordinary day is interesting if you pay close enough attention
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I was hoping for The Axe Effect
Later, after our third margarita, everything would have been blurry anyway
Granted after we arrived we did have steaks and whisky, so I’m not sure how much time he has left
Look, you brought her here, and that means that you’re giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing b*tch over to your house, then I’ll give her the shot.
Apparently the 30 seconds it takes to make a K-Cup is longer than my attention span