08/22/2023: Today at the pharmacist a lady asked to cut in front of me in line because she just got a text saying her prescription was ready
Author: jayhawkeye2
How many lawyers does it take to screw in (up?) a lightbulb …
08/11/23 Today the replacement for our closet light, which I blew up while doing home repairs, was still on back order
🎶 I had a little tambourine… that couldn’t keep the beat… 🎶
08/11/2023: Today someone brought their tambourine to Friday night services… and they could not keep time
From a kitten’s book of etiquette, this lesson I take You don’t have to be embarrassed when you make a mistake You pull yourself together, and you brush off your hat, And tell the watching crowd, “you know, I meant to do that!”
08/06/2023: Today while getting gas, I accidentally popped the trunk when I leaned against the key, so I acted like I needed something from there.
concierge service when you spend $9 a soda
07/21/2023 Today at the movie
theater, after the girl which drink was the fruit punch asked her to clarify which one she was referring to regal amc oppenheimer barbie
Chef Jeno would be proud
07/21/2023: Today I learned you can quickly make pizza rolls in the air fryer
Never had to decide between satin and semigloss on my birthday before
07/15/2023 Today on my 52nd birthday, we painted the boys’ bathroom
“ A Scout is … clean[ish]” or We should have used this as an opportunity to teach him how to make a loofa out of a pinecone and some mud
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07/07/2023: Today while we were trying to make sure all the boys showered at least once while at scout camp, a scout explained that when he takes a shower he usually gets a loofah Geronimo BSA scouts boyscouts scouting Boy Scouts scout camp arizona
Thanks for the sour persimmons, Cousin.
07/06/2023: Today at summer camp, after a scoutmaster was told the climbing tower was closed for the day, he yelled, “Thanks for nothing!” Tina thought that was such a hilarious response, we use it all the time now Boy Scouts BSA summer camp Geronimo
Yo Dawg— I heard you like Vegas, so I got some Vegas to go with your Vegas
06/18/23: Today after the Las Vegas Aces game, we followed Floyd Mayweather up the stairs to the parking garage
Asimov needed a 4th law : Go home when told to
06/17/2023: Today Tina spent quite a bit of time negotiation with our Roomba to please just go back to its home
Life finds a way
06/06/2023: Today I saw a weed growing in my neighbor’s artificial turf
You can tune a piano…
05/30/2023 Today Tina was helping Julian with his laundry and she told him to put his trunks in the drawer, and I pointed out that if she said put your drawers in the trunk it would mean almost the same thing… And no one was impressed
🎶 I like my briefs fast and my bass down low 🎶
05/30/2023: Today as soon as I hooked up my new subwoofer in my office, Tina complained that she was meeting with a client and all she could here was thumping coming through the walls
If only there was some way to track them down
05/22/2023: Today Tina’s office was broken into and her AirTags were stolen
