fortunately our barber has an after hours emergency number
05/19/2023: Today at 1:30
in the morning I woke up to Tina yelling at one of the boys, “Why would you cut your hair!?” Flowbee haircut barber
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Don’t Cancel Me — that’s what they are called at coinappraiser.com
05/18/2023 today while cleaning out my desk I found an 1887 Indian Head Penny but not my sunglasses
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No Wire Hangers!
05/18/2023 today I was late getting into the the office because I was watching highlights from Mommy Dearest on YouTube
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I went from telling him to check the insurance policy to checking the owner’s manual
04/26/2023: Today Avi called to say that he hit something in the car and now it was driving funny.… before clarifying that he hit a BUTTON in the car
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Meh… no bugs!
04/18/2023: Today I insisted we try eating outside
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
04/10/2013: Today I learned that San Dimas is a real place
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Тетрис $4.59 / gallon
04/07/2023: Today all 3 cars ahead of me at Costco finished gassing up at the same time and it felt like I scored a TetriS
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All right, Stephanie, gently extend your arm. Extend your middle finger. Very good.
04/07/2023: Today on our way to California, a week before his driving test, I asked Avi why he was speeding up and he answered, “To teach that truck a lesson.”
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Two bits did not include just for men
04/04/2023: Today I had to correct Tina that I did not leave soap in my beard, but, rather, that is just the color of my beard… now
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Security Code No. 2 means its too late
03/29/23: Today I learned a “Security Code 8” at Sprouts means somebody needs the code to the bathroom
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When you add socks they’re basically a German sports car
03/25/2023: Today as we were about to start our ten-mile hike, I asked one of the scouts if it was a good idea to wear Crocs, and he assured me that they were in Sport Mode Scouts Boy Scouts bsa scouting boyscouts
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And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife You may ask yourself, Well, how did I get here?
March 23, 2023: Today I was pleasantly surprised that Avi and Julian knew the “Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa“ chorus of the Talking Heads’ Psycho Killer David Byrne genx newwave road trip family vacation Gen X gen-x 80s
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We should double check Amityville
03/17/2023: Today Tina expressed her frustration at the movie title ” Horror in The High Desert” because the high desert is exclusive to Northern Nevada. We then proceeded to watch the movie which was set in Northern Nevada. Ruth wells ely elks Netflix
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I’m glad he’s cruising that instead of the other ‘hub
03/13/2023:Today Julian ran to the door to grab his Grub Hub which is strange because he has neither a credit card nor a bank account grub hub pornhub McDonald’s
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I wish there was a “pause” and “rewind” button right next to it
03/09/2023 Today Iaccidentally it “reply all”
