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Although it may come in handy for the active shooter drills

Posted on August 2, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
Although it may come in handy for the active shooter drills

08/02/2024: Today I was hoping Avi would use the Target gift card that he received as a bonus at his job, for back-to-school shopping Nerf school shooting columbine

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r/MildlyDissapointing

Posted on July 24, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
r/MildlyDissapointing

07/24/2024: Today I finished a 2 week backpacking trip with the scout troop, and was a bit disappointed to find that my Reddit streak ended Philmont bsa scouts boy scouts

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it was harder this time

Posted on July 15, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
it was harder this time

07/15/2024: Today on my birthday, I hit the trail at Philmont with my troop, 36 years after I was last there scouts bsa scouting philmont scout ranch scouting America

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Choosey Moms Choose Gif

Posted on June 18, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
Choosey Moms Choose Gif
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Look, you brought her here, and that means that you’re giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing b*tch over to your house, then I’ll give her the shot.

Posted on June 9, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
Look, you brought her here, and that means that you’re giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing b*tch over to your house, then I’ll give her the shot.

06/09/2024: Today I assured Avi that if one of MY friends made the face print on the window, then I’d be the one who would have to clean it Pulp fiction

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Cooling Jade Technology!

Posted on June 7, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
Cooling Jade Technology!

06/07/2024: Today Tina couldn’t stop laughing at “Armachillo“ — the name of my new underwear Duluth Trading Company

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They grow up so fast

Posted on May 13, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
They grow up so fast

05/13/2014 today my number one fan graduated colorado state university @grace.balle

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✊🏾

Posted on May 8, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
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05/08/2024: Today the bailiff complimented me on my Pan-African sunglasses strap

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Considering my family all has advanced degrees in sarcasm, I’m surprised I couldn’t tell

Posted on May 5, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
Considering my family all has advanced degrees in sarcasm, I’m surprised I couldn’t tell

05/05/2024: Today after I said “Hi” to a neighbor, he exclaimed, “Nice hair!” which I spent the rest of the day wondering what he meant

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Which is apparently also a way to know your limit

Posted on April 29, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
Which is apparently also a way to know your limit

04/29/2024: Today an escort in the hotel bar asked me for one of my gummies, but I couldn’t remove the child-proof cap Las Vegas hooker thc marijuana gummies edibles dispensary pot weed high whore high drunk

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Yo quiero Taco Bell … en Paz

Posted on April 25, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
Yo quiero Taco Bell … en Paz

04/25/2024: Today at Taco Bell a man announced how impressed he was with these new self-serve kiosks, and proceeded to read every menu option out loud

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On all other nights, we use many condiments…

Posted on April 22, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
On all other nights, we use many condiments…

04/22/2024: Today I forgot to buy bitter herbs for Passover so I substituted Arby’s Horsey Sauce horseradish Seder pesach

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And we shall take the 4 questions as read…

Posted on April 22, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
And we shall take the 4 questions as read…

04/22/2024: Today Avi got to lead his first Passover Seder, which he began with, “Let’s start at page 22.” Haggadah Seder Passover 2022

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Hey, what’s my 20?

Posted on April 20, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
Hey, what’s my 20?

04/20/2024: Today a police officer stopped me to ask for directions

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Chicken and Stars and a Corona would have seemed appropriate

Posted on April 8, 2024 by jayhawkeye2
Chicken and Stars and a Corona would have seemed appropriate

04/08/2024: Today Julian stayed home sick from school, so he watched the eclipse while enjoying a hot bowl of soup

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