08/02/2024: Today I was hoping Avi would use the Target gift card that he received as a bonus at his job, for back-to-school shopping Nerf school shooting columbine
Author: jayhawkeye2
r/MildlyDissapointing
07/24/2024: Today I finished a 2 week backpacking trip with the scout troop, and was a bit disappointed to find that my Reddit streak ended Philmont bsa scouts boy scouts
it was harder this time
07/15/2024: Today on my birthday, I hit the trail at Philmont with my troop, 36 years after I was last there scouts bsa scouting philmont scout ranch scouting America
Choosey Moms Choose Gif
Look, you brought her here, and that means that you’re giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing b*tch over to your house, then I’ll give her the shot.
06/09/2024: Today I assured Avi that if one of MY friends made the face print on the window, then I’d be the one who would have to clean it Pulp fiction
Cooling Jade Technology!
06/07/2024: Today Tina couldn’t stop laughing at “Armachillo“ — the name of my new underwear Duluth Trading Company
They grow up so fast
05/13/2014 today my number one fan graduated colorado state university @grace.balle
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05/08/2024: Today the bailiff complimented me on my Pan-African sunglasses strap
Considering my family all has advanced degrees in sarcasm, I’m surprised I couldn’t tell
05/05/2024: Today after I said “Hi” to a neighbor, he exclaimed, “Nice hair!” which I spent the rest of the day wondering what he meant
Which is apparently also a way to know your limit
04/29/2024: Today an escort in the hotel bar asked me for one of my gummies, but I couldn’t remove the child-proof cap Las Vegas hooker thc marijuana gummies edibles dispensary pot weed high whore high drunk
Yo quiero Taco Bell … en Paz
04/25/2024: Today at Taco Bell a man announced how impressed he was with these new self-serve kiosks, and proceeded to read every menu option out loud
On all other nights, we use many condiments…
04/22/2024: Today I forgot to buy bitter herbs for Passover so I substituted Arby’s Horsey Sauce horseradish Seder pesach
And we shall take the 4 questions as read…
04/22/2024: Today Avi got to lead his first Passover Seder, which he began with, “Let’s start at page 22.” Haggadah Seder Passover 2022
Hey, what’s my 20?
04/20/2024: Today a police officer stopped me to ask for directions
Chicken and Stars and a Corona would have seemed appropriate
04/08/2024: Today Julian stayed home sick from school, so he watched the eclipse while enjoying a hot bowl of soup







