05/06/2025: Today I helped Mom troubleshoot her phone
Author: jayhawkeye2
Sheriff, I regret to inform you… the thermometer didn’t survive the quick draw.
04/19/2025: Today after I asked him if he knew what was wrong with the new infrared thermometer, Avi admitted that he accidentally dropped it .… while trying to spin it around like a gunslinger Roland Gilead gillead gilliad dark tower Stephen king Ka-tet the way of the beam Randall flagg
Add “Bernard Goetz”and you could have a limerick
March 23, 2025: Today my average New York Times crossword time was seriously compromised by the fact that New York is home to the Mets, the Nets, and the Jets
Just like the Flintstones’ garbage disposal said: “It’s a living”
03/22/2025: Today Tina caught me using Nomaichi as a phone holder
he doesn’t have the refined taste of his mother
03/17/2025: Today, while we were watching a glass blowing demonstration, I made an inappropriate joke to Avi. Horrified, he asked why I would say something like that!? and I had to explain that usually I sit next to his mother.
He still loves the honey mustard and B.O.B.
03/14/2025: Today, after working there for four months, Avi admitted he is a little tired of Cane’s Sauce
Small price to pay
03/10/2025: Today, after suffering tendonitis for three months, I realized it was from carrying coffee on my morning walks with Nomaichi
Because nothing says ‘vintage sophistication’ like smelling like your grandpa just came back from a pirate-themed yacht party.
03/01/2024: Today Tina made me throw out my bottle of Old Spice
I was comforted with the knowledge that, for the most part, matter is neither created nor destroyed.
02/18/2025: Today after I sneezed in Tina’s office, I realized my gum was missing
I was so focused on the Hi-C and orange slices I did not pay attention who was on my team.
01/29/2025: Today Jeff’s daughter discovered we were on the same soccer team, six years before we thought we met Jason Kreis
I didn’t think he could hear me over his TikTok videos
01/14/2025: Today Tina explained she totally understood why Julian got so angry at my loud eating
Ridin’ ‘cross land, kickin’ up sand sheriff’s posse’s on my tail ‘cause I’m in demand
March 14, 1986: Today while driving to a Boy Scout campout, we listened to the Beastie Boys’ License to Ill over and over
January 10, 2025: while driving to a Boy Scout campout, we listened to the Beastie Boys’ License to Ill over and over
One Glass of Water! 🎶 One! One! One! One! Let’s sing a song about one! How many is one?” 🎶
01/02/2025: Today | was a awaken by Tina walking into the door while carrying a dog and a glass of water
From Hello Kitty back to Hello Keto
12/28/2024: Today, on the last day of my “cheat week,” I had one last PEZ
Frankly, in Seattle it seems to be a futile effort
12/28/24: Today, after Tina asked if the racket was another bird, Avi answered, “No, it’s a woman.” Seattle window washer
