Later, after our third margarita, everything would have been blurry anyway Comments Off on Later, after our third margarita, everything would have been blurry anyway
“Hiking biking making friends” has a better ring to it than: “Getting up early on Saturday to walk 15 miles” Comments Off on “Hiking biking making friends” has a better ring to it than: “Getting up early on Saturday to walk 15 miles”
Don’t need any calls from ASPCA [deleted by user] by inwhitepeoplegifs Comments Off on Don’t need any calls from ASPCA
Our lift passes will make excellent bookmarks Comments Off on Our lift passes will make excellent bookmarks
A plunger, old towels, and Po Chai Pills — STAT! Comments Off on A plunger, old towels, and Po Chai Pills — STAT!
His TikTok is the Yin to my Yacht Rock Yang Comments Off on His TikTok is the Yin to my Yacht Rock Yang
At least it was unplugged — otherwise I expect I would have had to scrape the dog off the ceiling Comments Off on At least it was unplugged — otherwise I expect I would have had to scrape the dog off the ceiling
Forgot my opera glasses / at least no one was behind me kicking my seat Comments Off on Forgot my opera glasses / at least no one was behind me kicking my seat
Even an 8 year old must balance the ratio of salted caramel to essence of rose Comments Off on Even an 8 year old must balance the ratio of salted caramel to essence of rose
My ears are currently carrying sunglasses, headphones, and a face mask. They are effectively a purse Comments Off on My ears are currently carrying sunglasses, headphones, and a face mask. They are effectively a purse