His TikTok is the Yin to my Yacht Rock Yang Comments Off on His TikTok is the Yin to my Yacht Rock Yang
At least it was unplugged — otherwise I expect I would have had to scrape the dog off the ceiling Comments Off on At least it was unplugged — otherwise I expect I would have had to scrape the dog off the ceiling
Forgot my opera glasses / at least no one was behind me kicking my seat Comments Off on Forgot my opera glasses / at least no one was behind me kicking my seat
Even an 8 year old must balance the ratio of salted caramel to essence of rose Comments Off on Even an 8 year old must balance the ratio of salted caramel to essence of rose
My ears are currently carrying sunglasses, headphones, and a face mask. They are effectively a purse Comments Off on My ears are currently carrying sunglasses, headphones, and a face mask. They are effectively a purse
She now insists on cowbells when she goes potty Comments Off on She now insists on cowbells when she goes potty
Hopefully I was not in charge of watering plants… or turning off the stove and iron… and blowing out candles Comments Off on Hopefully I was not in charge of watering plants… or turning off the stove and iron… and blowing out candles
Of course it couldn’t just have been the dryer sheets. Comments Off on Of course it couldn’t just have been the dryer sheets.
The irony of making a cartoon about it is not lost on me Comments Off on The irony of making a cartoon about it is not lost on me
If I can’t bowl my weight, at least I can golf it. Comments Off on If I can’t bowl my weight, at least I can golf it.