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And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife You may ask yourself, Well, how did I get here?

We should double check Amityville

I’m glad he’s cruising that instead of the other ‘hub

I wish there was a “pause” and “rewind” button right next to it

You! Yes, you behind the bike stands! Stand still, laddy!

…a man who still likes Genshin Impact, that is

Fortunately a porch pirate didn’t jacket

Dishonesty is the second-best policy

I had to use an early draft — before it got all racist

Wings, Fries, and MiraLAX

I am hesitant to suggest that the Japanese and Germans coordinate

Every time I restrict one terrible idea, he finds a different terrible idea

Last year when he called to ask if he could buy a Katana Sword — I assumed it was some type of lacrosse stick — until after I (fortunately) asked some probing questions.

I left it ambiguous as to whether I served, or went to the army surplus store in high school

They were out of “CAUTION: Dirty Laundry on Floor” signs

Humble-brag about their single-payer health care system?

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