Here’s the leash, sir. I’m going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road. Comments Off on Here’s the leash, sir. I’m going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road.
I already made the mistake of trying to listen to a book on CD in shuffle Comments Off on I already made the mistake of trying to listen to a book on CD in shuffle
Who would have thought 19 years of schooling and I wouldn’t have passed a Voting Literacy test. Comments Off on Who would have thought 19 years of schooling and I wouldn’t have passed a Voting Literacy test.
Last one standing should get a steak dinner — assuming your teeth work Comments Off on Last one standing should get a steak dinner — assuming your teeth work
“She had the smell of a brand-new car. That’s just about the finest smell in the world. Except…” Comments Off on “She had the smell of a brand-new car. That’s just about the finest smell in the world. Except…”
That’s the last time we buy groceries from LV-426. Comments Off on That’s the last time we buy groceries from LV-426.
If he doesn’t hurry up, I am going to ask to speak with the manager! Comments Off on If he doesn’t hurry up, I am going to ask to speak with the manager!
In my book, today is bigger than any national holiday. Comments Off on In my book, today is bigger than any national holiday.
On the one hand, it WAS really bad; on the other, I am relieved that my some of my tastes have changed since I was 13. Comments Off on On the one hand, it WAS really bad; on the other, I am relieved that my some of my tastes have changed since I was 13.