Don’t need any calls from ASPCA [deleted by user] by inwhitepeoplegifs Comments Off on Don’t need any calls from ASPCA
Our lift passes will make excellent bookmarks Comments Off on Our lift passes will make excellent bookmarks
A plunger, old towels, and Po Chai Pills — STAT! Comments Off on A plunger, old towels, and Po Chai Pills — STAT!
His TikTok is the Yin to my Yacht Rock Yang Comments Off on His TikTok is the Yin to my Yacht Rock Yang
At least it was unplugged — otherwise I expect I would have had to scrape the dog off the ceiling Comments Off on At least it was unplugged — otherwise I expect I would have had to scrape the dog off the ceiling
Forgot my opera glasses / at least no one was behind me kicking my seat Comments Off on Forgot my opera glasses / at least no one was behind me kicking my seat
Even an 8 year old must balance the ratio of salted caramel to essence of rose Comments Off on Even an 8 year old must balance the ratio of salted caramel to essence of rose
My ears are currently carrying sunglasses, headphones, and a face mask. They are effectively a purse Comments Off on My ears are currently carrying sunglasses, headphones, and a face mask. They are effectively a purse
She now insists on cowbells when she goes potty Comments Off on She now insists on cowbells when she goes potty
Hopefully I was not in charge of watering plants… or turning off the stove and iron… and blowing out candles Comments Off on Hopefully I was not in charge of watering plants… or turning off the stove and iron… and blowing out candles