May 22, 2026: Today, after 17 years in this house, Avi finally admitted he wasn’t sure how to start the dishwasher.
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Content is King
May 19, 2026: Today I replaced the drain pump in our washer and was almost disappointed that nothing happened worthy of a self-deprecating comic.
Smart home, smarter dog
April 23, 2026: Today I figured out that Nomaichi thinks “Alexa, what’s the weather?” means, “Let’s go for a walk!”
I didn’t need a lab to tell me my Gordita levels were dangerously low
April 21, 2026: Today as I was leaving from my blood test which required a ten-hour fast, I was pleased to remember the lab shares a parking lot with a Taco Bell
Lights out … lunch up
April 18, 2026: Tonight, just as I got into my sleeping bag, one of the scouts yelled, “Mr Kenyon, some one is throwing up!” Scouts scouting bad scouting USA Joshua tree camping became our campout out
The ones that did make it into my mouth were wicked good.
April 17, 2026: Today, upon reaching our campsite after a snack stop at EddieWorld, I was surprised by how many Boston Baked Beans did not make it into my mouth Scouts scouting USA BSA Boy Scouts Girl Scouts scouts camping Joshua tree eddies world Eddie’s world
I’ll scan Amazon Resale for something that I might be missing
April 10, 2026: Today I went to Whole Foods to return a kitchen mat that was too small and dropped it in the bin. When I got home, I found the actual item I meant to return still in my trunk—so now I have no idea what I returned.
It needed the threat of a mechanic to get its act together?
April 9, 2026: Today, as I pulled into the service center to fix my infotainment screen — dead for the past three days — it popped back on. Honda passport lemon law
Great Minds Mosh Alike
March 21, 2026: Today while on vacation in Utah, Avi and I came down for breakfast wearing matching shirts The punk descendents
Nothing sells a cleaning kit like one clean sneaker
March 15, 2026 today we went ot the outlet mall sneaker cleaner oxy clean shoe shiner sneaker tennis shoes Nike
She had time. I had groceries melting.
March 13, 2026 Today the neighbor girl’s candy-bar sales persistence exceeded my ability to sit in my car and convincingly fake being busy.
A hot wash cloth and Cinnamon gum
March 8, 2026: Today I was excited to wake up and try out the new shampoo Amazon had just delivered, but before I could get into the shower, I got a call from the Court asking where I was
Thankfully we are in the post-olestra era
March 7, 2026: Today Julian’s friend wanted to sample all of
our chips
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May be stuck under furniture or avoiding responsibilities
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We went from closing the door to keep the flies out, to closing the door so we can trap them inside
March 1, 2026: Today Harbor Freight had a clearance sale on their electric fly swatters
