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My legs thought we were done. The course disagreed.
February 21, 2026: Today I was surprised (and a little disappointed) that I was only at mile-marker 2. Marathon rock n roll 5k Vegas rnr run rock n roll
Once I master knots, I’ll move on to buttons
February 19, 2026: Today as I was walking into the Eagle Scout Board of Review for one of my scouts, I noticed I buttoned my shirt wrong scouts Boy Scouts bsa scouting USA scouting America kids teen scoutmaster
She should have tried to “Lose weight deliciously with the aid of Ayds”
February 15, 2026: Today Tina’s mom noted that Tina’s childhood friend lost 28 pounds, and Tina reminded her that she had cancer
Remembering the Outdoor Code’s rule to “leave no trace,” I wiped my blood off the rock.
February 13, 2026: Today I asked the scouts to turn off their flashlights so I could show them the Milky Way Boy Scouts bsa scouting America valley of fire scouting
I will humbly suggest they combine the cooking and first aid merit badges
February 8, 2026: Today while performing a quesadilla pan flip, hot cheese flew out and burned my hand. The only band-aids available were neon novelty ones, which drew attention. As a result, I ended up having to explain the incident to two lawyers at a deposition, my doctor during an unrelated visit, and a group of Boy Scouts. scouts baa Scouting America first aid cooking Mexican
The directions were not clear if my nemeses actually have to hear it for it to work
February 3, 2026: Today my Temu Aztec Death Whistle finally arrived
I mean it’s no McDonalds collectible cup
January 31, 2026: Today, while cleaning out our rental property, I found a New-Mint-In-Box, Limited Edition Starbucks coffee “Bearista”
Fascinating that the bearded dragon hiding in the garage was the SECOND most interesting thing we found
January 19, 2026: Today while cleaning out a rental house, I found a bull whip bullwhip raiders of the lost ark Indiana jones lizards landlord rental Boy Scouts Las Vegas mountain man rendezvous
Getting credit for sleep is clearly the easiest health win
January 18, 2026: Today my watch congratulated me on getting a good night’s sleep Apple Watch closing circles
we should have hired the balloon animals guy to go with it
January 17, 2026: Today we bought a Costco birthday cake for dessert tonight
If I had known I would have also gotten the potato wedges.
January 16, 2026: Today the waitress told us that our lunch was paid for my our friend on the billboard
Guess which I opened first
January 13, 2026: Today at work I was served a subpoena… and a box of cookies FedEx kenyon kenyon
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A test drive is just errands with a return policy.
January 10, 2026: Today we got a call from the car salesman wondering where we were, when we took the test drive to pick up Tina’s wallet, which she had left at the restaurant last night.
I accidentally dressed for the occasion
12/28/2025: Today, while in Napa, I was introduced to investigative reporter Phil Barber, who wrote the seminal piece on The Cramps’ 1978 gig at a mental institute — AND I WAS WEARING MY CRAMPS SHIRT Slate Phil barber democrat punk rock psychobilly
