12/27/2025: Today, after I had made fun of the rental car’s nagging warning to always check the back seat, Tina ran over my foot Chevrolet
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It was like the Rocky Horror of holiday productions
12/23/25: Today at The Nutcracker, the lady in front of us waved back to Mother Ginger
He can add “Pre Law Internship” to his resume
12/21/2025: Today marks eight days since Avi has been home from college mva crash car crash pi attorney personal injury uninsured motorist coverage
I am preparing him for Mys-Anthropology 101 next semester
12/18/2025: Today, Tina asked Avi if there was something at college that he liked more than at home; and I couldn’t help but suggest, “The people?” Ku university of kansas
I didn’t quit Monopoly—I survived it
12/17/2025: Today I realized I will probably never play
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Identity theft is no laughing matter
December 13, 2025: Today, as we were getting ready to sit down for dinner at a Bat Mitzvah party, a 10 year old kid moved my drink and took my seat
Not sure what we would have done if we found the perp
11/29/2025: Today we tracked Julian’s friend’s AirPods she thought were stolen, but it turns out she left them in our other car, and we were stalking Avi as he dropped off his friends all over town. Findmy
Although she was probably relieved that I was not in the middle of a “no wash” winning streak
11/22/2025: Today I had to explain how disappointed I was in my new shirt after the Nebraska loss, when Tina asked why I was shaking my head at the dirty laundry Penn state Nebraska cornhuskers gbr go big red
Gene Kelly’s musical work would have been more appropriate, but, alas, I cannot dance.
11/16/2025: Today, as was tradition, I woke the scouts up with Rodgers and Hammerstein’s “Oh, What a Beautiful Morning” — doing my best to sing it unironically. Oklahoma spicer ranch scoutmaster serenade scouts Boy Scouts scouting usa
I had to, therefore, also explain RC Cola — the Switzerland of the wars
11/11/2025: Today on Veterans’ Day, we explained the Cola Wars to Julian
It felt more like a flying PowerPoint presentation
11/8/2025: Today I was a little disappointed in the post-game drone show at the Rose Bowl rosebowl huskers cornhuskers ucla GBR
I hope it does not affect my eligibility
11/8/2025: Today at the UCLA game, David and I got caught in the Bruin player parade on our way back to the car to get our hoodies huskers ucla Nebraska cornhuskers gbr
I knew it might be a problem when my best man announced the final score of the Penn State game as part of his speech.
November 8, 2025: Today, on Tina’s birthday, David, Dad, and I want to UCLA to watch the Huskers play the Bruins — reminding me how I took our scout troop on a campout on our anniversary gbr go big red Nebraska cornhuskers rose bowl happy birthday anniversary Los Angeles pasadena
Alas, poor Yorick! He never found his seat, but he died trying.
November 8, 2025: Today, at the Rose Bowl, a lady erroneously announced she found section “2B” — in correcting her, I, of course, quoted “Hamlet” Shakespeare Nebraska ucla cornhuskers gbr
with each drink my nonsense sounded more profound
November 1, 2025, today after many, many hours of tailgating before the Nebraska game, I lamented that I only made runner-up for my high school class’s biggest comedian, then hypothesized my classmates took my campaign too seriously. I also realized that if I wore my jacket that I purchased in Prague to a restaurant, I would have to coat check my Czech coat. Gbr drunk
