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picking up car from tow yard

Maybe he read it as: “Private property? No! PARKING!

buying wine at Costco

Domaine de la Romanée-Conti was already taken

🎶 Straight outta Michelob ULTRA Arena 🎶

my tire repair kit expired and left me and my bicycle stranded

I also learned to wait a few extra minutes before your ride to fully charge your phone

returning amazon to Whole Foods

We walked out with a $42 block of Époisses de Bourgogne cheese. We didn’t return a Bluetooth speaker—we bartered it. OR: Next up — Sprouts for our Temu returns

trouble shooting parents iPhone many tabs safari

The phone wasn’t running slow — it was just overwhelmed with wisdom

Sheriff, I regret to inform you… the thermometer didn’t survive the quick draw.

Add “Bernard Goetz”and you could have a limerick

Just like the Flintstones’ garbage disposal said: “It’s a living”

he doesn’t have the refined taste of his mother

He still loves the honey mustard and B.O.B.

Small price to pay

Because nothing says ‘vintage sophistication’ like smelling like your grandpa just came back from a pirate-themed yacht party.

I was comforted with the knowledge that, for the most part, matter is neither created nor destroyed.

I was so focused on the Hi-C and orange slices I did not pay attention who was on my team.

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