Mehmoir May 17, 2025

Add “Bernard Goetz”and you could have a limerick

Just like the Flintstones’ garbage disposal said: “It’s a living”

he doesn’t have the refined taste of his mother

He still loves the honey mustard and B.O.B.

Small price to pay

Because nothing says ‘vintage sophistication’ like smelling like your grandpa just came back from a pirate-themed yacht party.

I was comforted with the knowledge that, for the most part, matter is neither created nor destroyed.

I was so focused on the Hi-C and orange slices I did not pay attention who was on my team.

I didn’t think he could hear me over his TikTok videos

Ridin’ ‘cross land, kickin’ up sand sheriff’s posse’s on my tail ‘cause I’m in demand

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