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he doesn’t have the refined taste of his mother

He still loves the honey mustard and B.O.B.

Small price to pay

Because nothing says ‘vintage sophistication’ like smelling like your grandpa just came back from a pirate-themed yacht party.

I was comforted with the knowledge that, for the most part, matter is neither created nor destroyed.

I was so focused on the Hi-C and orange slices I did not pay attention who was on my team.

I didn’t think he could hear me over his TikTok videos

Ridin’ ‘cross land, kickin’ up sand sheriff’s posse’s on my tail ‘cause I’m in demand

One Glass of Water! 🎶 One! One! One! One! Let’s sing a song about one! How many is one?” 🎶

From Hello Kitty back to Hello Keto

Frankly, in Seattle it seems to be a futile effort

Time to trade in the flashing mouse ears for flashing Angus horns

Dance of the Sugar Plum Sweater

Just be sure to leave out the Crunchy Red Strips

“Congratulations on cleaning out the junk drawer, and may you be prosperous”

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