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Comments Off on 🎶 We are the mediocre Presidents. You won’t find our faces on dollars or on cents. There’s Taylor, there’s Tyler, there’s Fillmore and there’s Hayes…🎶
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Comments Off on I still like them better than those arrogant universal donors
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Comments Off on Apparently our regimen of Prell and old beach towels was not working out