Damn it! I’m a lawyer, not a marine biologist! Comments Off on Damn it! I’m a lawyer, not a marine biologist!
And apparently Uber has a policy against picking up unaccompanied minors Comments Off on And apparently Uber has a policy against picking up unaccompanied minors
Because a sandwich is just a sandwich … just sayin’ Comments Off on Because a sandwich is just a sandwich … just sayin’
A good lawyer knows the law … a great lawyer knows a judge who has extra pencils Comments Off on A good lawyer knows the law … a great lawyer knows a judge who has extra pencils
So it’s either wear the leather jacket which I know you hate, or this. Comments Off on So it’s either wear the leather jacket which I know you hate, or this.
Dear Lord please don’t let there be CAPTCHA Comments Off on Dear Lord please don’t let there be CAPTCHA
It’s like Touch ID but with peanut butter and jelly. Comments Off on It’s like Touch ID but with peanut butter and jelly.
Waiting for a good steakhouse slip and fall Comments Off on Waiting for a good steakhouse slip and fall
I’m not the one who eats gummy worms while playing Minecraft … just sayin’ Comments Off on I’m not the one who eats gummy worms while playing Minecraft … just sayin’
College Football — The International Language Comments Off on College Football — The International Language
I had to apologize to the insurance lady for the swear words Comments Off on I had to apologize to the insurance lady for the swear words
Who knew off-brand deodorant had an expiration date? Comments Off on Who knew off-brand deodorant had an expiration date?
Only one of our vacations involved the world’s largest dead polar bear White King Comments Off on Only one of our vacations involved the world’s largest dead polar bear
Wait until he figures out what one-third of that crappy settlement is… Comments Off on Wait until he figures out what one-third of that crappy settlement is…
That’s what Iowans call a “Cheverolet Snow Cone” Comments Off on That’s what Iowans call a “Cheverolet Snow Cone”