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In case you are wondering, in Court, “Please silence your cell phones” is NOT a suggestion #contempt
my ringtone…
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Comments Off on Now that the statute of limitations has run, I can probably post about this alleged occurrence, of which I am not aware nor would be if asked to testify about such alleged matter, that didn’t occur to my memory
Comments Off on “But I took her away from all that and now she works for me. My name is Steve Austin, astronaut, a man barely alive”
Comments Off on Next recital I will request to play “Johnny One-Note”
Comments Off on Ironically, it was an Australian bottle with a twist cap.
Comments Off on I thought the cookies had a slight lead aftertaste
Comments Off on The fact that it was more festive was just an added benefit.
Comments Off on I don’t believe in stereotypes. I prefer to hate people on a more personal basis
Comments Off on I don’t think I’m cheating (on my diet) if the food is Australian
Comments Off on I was hoping there’d be Cool Ranch Doritos instead of cake for dessert.