I had to apologize to the insurance lady for the swear words Comments Off on I had to apologize to the insurance lady for the swear words
Who knew off-brand deodorant had an expiration date? Comments Off on Who knew off-brand deodorant had an expiration date?
Only one of our vacations involved the world’s largest dead polar bear White King Comments Off on Only one of our vacations involved the world’s largest dead polar bear
Wait until he figures out what one-third of that crappy settlement is… Comments Off on Wait until he figures out what one-third of that crappy settlement is…
That’s what Iowans call a “Cheverolet Snow Cone” Comments Off on That’s what Iowans call a “Cheverolet Snow Cone”
While I’m not proud I laughed, I am proud that because of it, 35 years later I’m able to draw a pretty darn good student desk on its side Comments Off on While I’m not proud I laughed, I am proud that because of it, 35 years later I’m able to draw a pretty darn good student desk on its side
🎶She steals the spotlight, knocks … off my feet 🎶 Comments Off on 🎶She steals the spotlight, knocks … off my feet 🎶
far be it for me to be the featured poo bandit on the HOA’s Facebook page Comments Off on far be it for me to be the featured poo bandit on the HOA’s Facebook page
We threw them away along with the leftover potato latkes. Comments Off on We threw them away along with the leftover potato latkes.
She seemed surprised my shirt didn’t have those little holes at my waist Comments Off on She seemed surprised my shirt didn’t have those little holes at my waist