far be it for me to be the featured poo bandit on the HOA’s Facebook page Comments Off on far be it for me to be the featured poo bandit on the HOA’s Facebook page
We threw them away along with the leftover potato latkes. Comments Off on We threw them away along with the leftover potato latkes.
She seemed surprised my shirt didn’t have those little holes at my waist Comments Off on She seemed surprised my shirt didn’t have those little holes at my waist
Perhaps I should have submitted this to the Humor Is The Best Medicine column Comments Off on Perhaps I should have submitted this to the Humor Is The Best Medicine column
We inadvertently made our own Manduca quinquemaculata preserve Comments Off on We inadvertently made our own Manduca quinquemaculata preserve
I was advised to put them in a blender and spray the plants with the stuff to warn any potential future interloper to stay out of our garden Comments Off on I was advised to put them in a blender and spray the plants with the stuff to warn any potential future interloper to stay out of our garden
fortunately I got my self a table saw for fathers day last year Comments Off on fortunately I got my self a table saw for fathers day last year
🎶 Not a single luxury — like Robinson Crusoe, it’s primitive as can be 🎶 Comments Off on 🎶 Not a single luxury — like Robinson Crusoe, it’s primitive as can be 🎶
I think it had a warranty, but I don’t want to face the girl at Home Depot Comments Off on I think it had a warranty, but I don’t want to face the girl at Home Depot
With great irony comes great responsibility. Comments Off on With great irony comes great responsibility.
Now that’s he’s listening closely, perhaps I’ll take She Bop out of my rotation. Comments Off on Now that’s he’s listening closely, perhaps I’ll take She Bop out of my rotation.
Next time I file suit, I’ll make sure it matches… AMIRIGHT!? Comments Off on Next time I file suit, I’ll make sure it matches… AMIRIGHT!?