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  • only after I left it occurred to me that I should have asked what exactly was I given

    Read More only after I left it occurred to me that I should have asked what exactly was I givenContinue

  • You would think the lack of latency would have been a giveaway

    Read More You would think the lack of latency would have been a giveawayContinue

  • Ironically the empty theater felt like Thanos had snapped

    Read More Ironically the empty theater felt like Thanos had snappedContinue

  • I know enough not to floss. Ever.

    Read More I know enough not to floss. Ever.Continue

  • In retrospect, Tina brought a certain authenticity to the proceedings.

    Read More In retrospect, Tina brought a certain authenticity to the proceedings.Continue

  • truffle pizza in beverly hills market price grateful dead

    Read More The last time I paid that much for mushrooms, the band was playing ’Casey Jones’ AMIRIGHT!?Continue

  • the waiter at the chinese restaurant in Barstow was surprised my friend was still alive

    Read More Granted after we arrived we did have steaks and whisky, so I’m not sure how much time he has leftContinue

  • The Canis lupus familiaris stalks it’s prey, and adds a slice of avocado 🥑

    Read More The Canis lupus familiaris stalks it’s prey, and adds a slice of avocado 🥑Continue

  • I’m sure the burning smell is nothing to worry about

    Read More I’m sure the burning smell is nothing to worry aboutContinue

  • my paralegal had to grab the first aid kit

    Read More Better than running by with the fire extinguisherContinue

  • waze took us parallel to the highway

    Read More I’d say we might have had “scenic mode” on but it was too dark to see anything.Continue

  • Another Drive-by shouting

    Read More Another Drive-by shoutingContinue

  • i sold a deadmau5 mask at our garage sale

    Read More I’m not sure if that was recycling or remixing.Continue

  • There are moments that define a life. This wasn’t one of them

    Read More There are moments that define a life. This wasn’t one of themContinue

  • A day earlier he would have been witness to a ham and spinach omelette

    Read More A day earlier he would have been witness to a ham and spinach omeletteContinue

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