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  • I know a guy who’ll eat Fritos until his lips go numb from the salt

    Read More I know a guy who’ll eat Fritos until his lips go numb from the saltContinue

  • fortunately I was trying to be funny

    Read More fortunately I was trying to be funnyContinue

  • Tivo hoarders

    Read More I might need those one day / I’ll put them in the maybe pileContinue

  • The label had “nutrition information” so it must have had SOME… right?

    Read More The label had “nutrition information” so it must have had SOME… right?Continue

  • The greats all start somewhere

    Read More The greats all start somewhereContinue

  • my neighbor was test driving a porsche while I was picking up doggy doo

    Read More I was the third coolest person on the block (fourth if you include the dog)Continue

  • Although with Costco’s low, low prices how could he afford NOT to buy it

    Read More Although with Costco’s low, low prices how could he afford NOT to buy itContinue

  • We will save a tree … later

    Read More We will save a tree … laterContinue

  • Rolling Stones, AMIRIGHT!?

    Read More Rolling Stones, AMIRIGHT!?Continue

  • Costco creates a need, then immediately fills it with a king-size solution

    Read More Costco creates a need, then immediately fills it with a king-size solutionContinue

  • I’m just glad it wasn’t another process server yelling my name from across the street

    Read More I’m just glad it wasn’t another process server yelling my name from across the streetContinue

  • Enjoying other familes’ dysfunction this Christmas

    Read More Enjoying other familes’ dysfunction this ChristmasContinue

  • chimney 3 syllables

    Read More I supposed it was okay in Mary PoppinsContinue

  • I would rather they focused on the Fifth Commandment

    Read More I would rather they focused on the Fifth CommandmentContinue

  • What the hell did I put on my salad, then?

    Read More What the hell did I put on my salad, then?Continue

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