Mehmoir June 7, 2025 - Part 2

Because nothing says ‘vintage sophistication’ like smelling like your grandpa just came back from a pirate-themed yacht party.

I was comforted with the knowledge that, for the most part, matter is neither created nor destroyed.

I was so focused on the Hi-C and orange slices I did not pay attention who was on my team.

I didn’t think he could hear me over his TikTok videos

Ridin’ ‘cross land, kickin’ up sand sheriff’s posse’s on my tail ‘cause I’m in demand

One Glass of Water! 🎶 One! One! One! One! Let’s sing a song about one! How many is one?” 🎶

From Hello Kitty back to Hello Keto

Frankly, in Seattle it seems to be a futile effort

Time to trade in the flashing mouse ears for flashing Angus horns

Dance of the Sugar Plum Sweater

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