Meh Life Meh Journal, Mehmoir May 15, 2026 - Part 3

bought a Costco birthday cake for no particular reason

we should have hired the balloon animals guy to go with it

a billboard attorney bought us lunch

If I had known I would have also gotten the potato wedges.

fedex delivered cookies process server delivered subpoena

Guess which I opened first

new car test drive joy ride

A test drive is just errands with a return policy.

the cramps Phil barber

The serendipity of punk rock

https://www.vice.com/en/article/when-the-cramps-and-the-mutants-invaded-a-mental-hospital/

my wife hates me

If a happy marriage is a journey, then my right foot was a speed bump

hi mother ginger!

It was like the Rocky Horror of holiday productions

total loss kids amiright its only stuff

He can add “Pre Law Internship” to his resume

home from college and he misses his friends

I am preparing him for Mys-Anthropology 101 next semester

I didn’t quit Monopoly—I survived it

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