Mehmoir January 9, 2026 - Part 3

It’s not left vs right — it’s wrong vs louder

Next time, I’m suggesting a “break” that involves air-conditioning and snacks

Like going to a concert and the band hands you an aux cable

Let the fools have their avo toast

A faint bouquet of skunk, regret, and aluminum

He did not know his mom’s number, so he suggested we call mine

International Man of Leisure

Any shade will do

Free shipping is when you buy things you don’t want so you can feel like a genius for not paying to ship the one thing you actually needed.

… and don’t call me Shirley

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