10/26/2025: Today after I explained how my life was changed when Star Wars was first released, one of the scouts asked, “Jeez, how old ARE you?” scouting USA Boy Scouts Star Wars Jedi force movie 1977 gen x
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10/25/2025: Today at Scout Camp, I got a lesson on word origins as I watched one Canadian goose hit another in the tail with his beak scouting scouts bsa
It’s almost as if I intentionally left the Ritz behind for Tina to bring just so I could tell that joke
10/24/2025: Today at the Scout campout, I announced, “THE CRACKERS ARE HERE .… and so are the Asian people.” scouts boy scouts scouting ritz nabisco pun dad jokes
I don’t pay attention to my car’s speedometer either
10/24/2025: Today, while I was in the middle of writing my appellate brief, I realized I had no idea what my watch’s tachymeter is or how to use it tachymeter is a scale on an analog watch’s bezel or dial used to calculate speed or rate. It works in conjunction with the stopwatch (chronograph) function: you start the stopwatch when you pass a starting point, and when you pass a known distance (like one mile or one kilometer), you stop it. The number on the tachymeter scale where the seconds hand stops indicates the speed in units per hour.
It’s not left vs right — it’s wrong vs louder
10/17/2025: Today while I was waiting for my taco, I couldn’t help but overhear a security guard and a car wash girl argue politics Robertos Las vegas
Next time, I’m suggesting a “break” that involves air-conditioning and snacks
October 12, 2025: Today Tina had me take a break from cleaning the garage to try out the 5-mile hike we are taking the Scouts on next week Boy Scouts scouting usa Girl Scouts
Like going to a concert and the band hands you an aux cable
October 11, 2025: Today at the sports bar Tina found for us in LA, the internet was not working so I had to stream the Nebraska game on my phone cornhuskers Nebraska football Big Ten GBR go big red
Let the fools have their avo toast
September 28, 2025: Today I cannot say Avi and I were particularly disappointed that every breakfast place in Lawrence was booked because of KU Parents’ Weekend Kansas university of Kansas rock chalk jayhawk runza lambda chi alpha zeta iota Nebraska
A faint bouquet of skunk, regret, and aluminum
09/27/2025: Today at the fraternity tailgate, one of Avi’s pledge brothers asked if I knew if Busch Light was a Pilsner or a lager. KU Kansas lambda chi alpha Lawrence bud beer budweiser
He did not know his mom’s number, so he suggested we call mine
09/27/2025 Today while I was was waiting for Clayton to finish his shower, a little boy banged on Clayton’s front door because he was lost Overland Park Kansas KU jayhawks
International Man of Leisure
09/17/2025: Today we saw a man living his best life Vespa beer panama hat scooter Las vegas
Any shade will do
09/12/2025: Today I appreciated the irony of the car in front of us not noticing the green light for several seconds before getting annoyed.I w
Free shipping is when you buy things you don’t want so you can feel like a genius for not paying to ship the one thing you actually needed.
09/11/2025: Today I ordered $2.00 in blackberries so I could get free same-day shipping for my doorbell transformer on Amazon
… and don’t call me Shirley
08/29/2025: Today at our tailgate, after looking at my outfit Aaron asked, “New jersey?” — to which I, of course, replied, “No. Nebraska.” Cornhuskers Nebraska GBR Cincinnati bearcats arrowhead Kansas City chiefs
Keg-Stands: Where gravity meets bad decisions
08/23/2025: Today I watched a video of Avi’s first college tailgate Kansas KU rock chalk jayhawk rockchalk lambda chi alpha zeta iota football big 12 big xii
