08/22/2025: Today Julian complained it felt like we were holding him hostage when we made him finish the Scrabble game instead of letting him go to sleep
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Don’t even get me started on what happened when I requested, “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go”
08/22/2025: Today I asked Siri to play Iron Maiden’s “2 Minutes to Midnight,” and she set an alarm. powerslave heavy metal British new wave
Murder Stream Stream was already taken
08/17/2025: Today I conveyed my annoyance at a highway sign to Tina for the entire drive back to Kansas City Lawrence Kansas kill creek k-10
Almost cheaper to just have the cavities filled
08/15/2025: Today even the cashier working the night shift at the Kwik Mart next to our hotel was surprised by how expensive the toothpaste was. Kansas KU university of Kansas Lawrence
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08/08/2025: Today we paid of Tina’s law school loans … just in time to start paying for Avi’s college KU Kansas university rock chalk jayhawk lambda chi alpha zeta iota Lawrence
In Space … No One Can Hear You Puke
08/06/2025: Today we had to eat our lunch very quickly so we could run to make our scheduled time on Space Mountain Disneyland disney Anaheim roller coaster rollercoaster
The dad uniform: because somewhere between mowing the lawn and grilling burgers, fashion waved the white flag
08/02/2025: Today while at the Redlands Fairfield Inn, I apparently wore the uniform to the breakfast buffet
I have no idea what “Angry Octopus Cries Sugar Happiness” is, but I’m definitely buying it
08/01/2025: Today I used Google Translate for the first time – in the snack food aisle at H Mart
His rest stop became a meet and greet
07/27/2025: Today Julian thought he had locked the (door at the rest stop
Maybe he read it as: “Private property? No! PARKING!
June 7, 2025: Today Avi learned the importance of carefully reading parking signs
Domaine de la Romanée-Conti was already taken
June 1, 2025: Today I decided that if I ever start making wine, I’m going to name it “95 Points“
🎶 Straight outta Michelob ULTRA Arena 🎶
05/27/2025: Today I suggested we listen to N.W.A., and Julian wondered why I wanted to listen women’s basketball? aces wnba Brittney Griner Caitlin Clark Jackie Young A’ja Wilson
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I also learned to wait a few extra minutes before your ride to fully charge your phone
May 25, 2025: Today I learned tire repair kits have an expiration date
We walked out with a $42 block of Époisses de Bourgogne cheese. We didn’t return a Bluetooth speaker—we bartered it. OR: Next up — Sprouts for our Temu returns
05/15/2025: Today we were so happy to go to the grand opening of our new Whole Foods, so we could finally take back our Amazon Returns
That’s discrimination… they should give the discount to everyone
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