Meh Life Meh Journal, Mehmoir August 5, 2026 - Part 4

She should have tried to “Lose weight deliciously with the aid of Ayds”

scoutmaster tripped over a rock

Remembering the Outdoor Code’s rule to “leave no trace,” I wiped my blood off the rock.

burned cheese first aid cooking quesadilla

I will humbly suggest they combine the cooking and first aid merit badges

temu Aztec death whistle

The directions were not clear if my nemeses actually have to hear it for it work

I mean it’s no McDonalds collectible cup

I found a bullwhip in the trash

Fascinating that the bearded dragon hiding in the garage was the SECOND most interesting thing we found

apple watch congratulated me a good night sleep

Getting credit for sleep is clearly the easiest health win

bought a Costco birthday cake for no particular reason

we should have hired the balloon animals guy to go with it

a billboard attorney bought us lunch

If I had known I would have also gotten the potato wedges.

fedex delivered cookies process server delivered subpoena

Guess which I opened first

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