Meh Life Meh Journal, Mehmoir July 16, 2026 - Part 4

temu Aztec death whistle

The directions were not clear if my nemeses actually have to hear it for it work

I mean it’s no McDonalds collectible cup

I found a bullwhip in the trash

Fascinating that the bearded dragon hiding in the garage was the SECOND most interesting thing we found

apple watch congratulated me a good night sleep

Getting credit for sleep is clearly the easiest health win

bought a Costco birthday cake for no particular reason

we should have hired the balloon animals guy to go with it

a billboard attorney bought us lunch

If I had known I would have also gotten the potato wedges.

fedex delivered cookies process server delivered subpoena

Guess which I opened first

A test drive is just errands with a return policy.

the cramps Phil barber

The serendipity of punk rock

https://www.vice.com/en/article/when-the-cramps-and-the-mutants-invaded-a-mental-hospital/

my wife hates me

If a happy marriage is a journey, then my right foot was a speed bump

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