Meh Life Meh Journal, Mehmoir April 25, 2026 - Part 5

Goose²

It’s almost as if I intentionally left the Ritz behind for Tina to bring just so I could tell that joke

I don’t pay attention to my car’s speedometer either

It’s not left vs right — it’s wrong vs louder

Next time, I’m suggesting a “break” that involves air-conditioning and snacks

Like going to a concert and the band hands you an aux cable

Let the fools have their avo toast

A faint bouquet of skunk, regret, and aluminum

He did not know his mom’s number, so he suggested we call mine

International Man of Leisure

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