Mehmoir February 2, 2026 - Part 5

Almost cheaper to just have the cavities filled

🎶 Ingonyama nengw’ enamabala: It’s the Circle of FAFSA

In Space … No One Can Hear You Puke

The dad uniform: because somewhere between mowing the lawn and grilling burgers, fashion waved the white flag

I have no idea what “Angry Octopus Cries Sugar Happiness” is, but I’m definitely buying it

His rest stop became a meet and greet

picking up car from tow yard

Maybe he read it as: “Private property? No! PARKING!

buying wine at Costco

Domaine de la Romanée-Conti was already taken

🎶 Straight outta Michelob ULTRA Arena 🎶

my tire repair kit expired and left me and my bicycle stranded

I also learned to wait a few extra minutes before your ride to fully charge your phone

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