Meh Life Meh Journal, Mehmoir June 2, 2026 - Part 21

I had to use an early draft — before it got all racist

Wings, Fries, and MiraLAX

I am hesitant to suggest that the Japanese and Germans coordinate

Every time I restrict one terrible idea, he finds a different terrible idea

Last year when he called to ask if he could buy a Katana Sword — I assumed it was some type of lacrosse stick — until after I (fortunately) asked some probing questions.

I left it ambiguous as to whether I served, or went to the army surplus store in high school

They were out of “CAUTION: Dirty Laundry on Floor” signs

Humble-brag about their single-payer health care system?

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I’ve graduated from Eggos and Dinty Moore

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or at least how to bill for it

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Other than that, how’s it going?

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