Comments Off on At least it was unplugged — otherwise I expect I would have had to scrape the dog off the ceiling
Comments Off on Forgot my opera glasses / at least no one was behind me kicking my seat
Comments Off on Even an 8 year old must balance the ratio of salted caramel to essence of rose
My ears are currently carrying sunglasses, headphones, and a face mask. They are effectively a purse
Comments Off on My ears are currently carrying sunglasses, headphones, and a face mask. They are effectively a purse
Comments Off on She now insists on cowbells when she goes potty
Comments Off on Hopefully I was not in charge of watering plants… or turning off the stove and iron… and blowing out candles
Comments Off on Of course it couldn’t just have been the dryer sheets.