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  • Would you like a side of OCD with that?

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  • I will invite wedding guests to check out our follow-up registry

    Read More I will invite wedding guests to check out our follow-up registryContinue

  • Damn it! I’m a lawyer, not a marine biologist!

    Read More Damn it! I’m a lawyer, not a marine biologist!Continue

  • Would it be more or less effort to simply work with everything on my desk?

    Read More Would it be more or less effort to simply work with everything on my desk?Continue

  • We’ve created a [very well-hydrated] monster

    Read More We’ve created a [very well-hydrated] monsterContinue

  • And apparently Uber has a policy against picking up unaccompanied minors

    Read More And apparently Uber has a policy against picking up unaccompanied minorsContinue

  • manwich

    Read More Because a sandwich is just a sandwich … just sayin’Continue

  • A good lawyer knows the law … a great lawyer knows a judge who has extra pencils

    Read More A good lawyer knows the law … a great lawyer knows a judge who has extra pencilsContinue

  • So it’s either wear the leather jacket which I know you hate, or this.

    Read More So it’s either wear the leather jacket which I know you hate, or this.Continue

  • Dear Lord please don’t let there be CAPTCHA

    Read More Dear Lord please don’t let there be CAPTCHAContinue

  • It’s like Touch ID but with peanut butter and jelly.

    Read More It’s like Touch ID but with peanut butter and jelly.Continue

  • cheesecake factory gift card

    Read More Waiting for a good steakhouse slip and fallContinue

  • College Football — The International Language

    Read More College Football — The International LanguageContinue

  • i had to read the instructions to my new dash cam to learn how to retrieve accident footage

    Read More I had to apologize to the insurance lady for the swear wordsContinue

  • family dollar

    Read More Who knew off-brand deodorant had an expiration date?Continue

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